Hi kids. Welcome to the WFMU blog starring me, Andy Breckman.
Here's what I, Andy Breckman, like to do when a telemarker calls.
Read it. Remember it. Then you do it too.
Here's what you do: You pretend you're retarded.
You talk slowly.. and slur your words.
You pretend your parents left you home alone.
Then you say: You promised your parents you wouldn''t talk to any more salemen, because YOU ALWAYS END UP BUYING WHATEVER THEY'RE SELLING!
Tell them: you LOVE TO BUY THINGS OVER THE PHONE.
It drives them nuts. It's hysterical. They're always torn: they don't know whether to hang up or take advantage of a poor retarded kid.
At least, it always amuses ME.
See you later.