Bubba King

You know how you'll basically read ANY GODDAMN THING when you suddenly find yourself stuck in the bathroom a little longer than you had originally anticipated?  Well, I sometimes find myself in that postition outside of the restroom, like when I'm alone, having a very quick but sad meal at the home of the whopper.   

Here's what my rediculously humungoid plastic cup filled with coca-cola had printed on it:
Science hasn't proven it yet, but we're pretty sure your cup tries to communicate with you. Like by using that sound created while sucking through a straw at the bottom of an empty drink. It's called Cup Chatter. And it's your cups' way of telling you to get a refill. So the next time you hear it, listen up and top that puppy off. Because it's good to have it filled to the edge. It shows you're really having it  your way.

Ay Carumba.

Comments

[listener jon]

If you look at the width of straws at McDonalds, you'll notice they are much wider than a straw you might get any another restaurant. This is so you will suck down your soda faster, and order another one.