Jerry Lewis' agent, Rick Saphire, got in touch with me this morning. He was looking for the world famous Jerry Lewis impersonator, Sammy Petrillo, so he called me. In the netherworld of staticy dreams and test pattern nightmares, there resides a chunk of real estate set aside for the creaky stars of yesteryear. That's where I come in. My name's Spazz. I'm a DJ.
Petrillo has been residing in the MIA file for several years.
A world without a Jerry Lewis impersonator is almost as hard to swallow as a world without Jerry Lewis. If you have any information leading to the contact, and eventual capture, of Sammy Petrillo–you know what to do.