...give the fans a headline like this: Korn Guitarist Says The Jesus Tattoo on His Hand Keeps Him From Masturbating. This information from an "interview" on the guitarist's own website. Apparently he left Korn a month ago & thinks everyone cares about what he's doing, or, uh, not doing. To help all of you shortcut this one, the article is boring and barely mentions music; seems like a staged Q & A, and frankly,
I blame Korn as being partially responsible for the downfall of heavy music, so no one should be hangin' on this guy's words. However, sometimes a good headline is enough to brighten your day.