What next for the Golden Arches? Drawn over the Fallopian tubes in a diagram of the female reproductive system? Outlined by the heads of two sperm who just happen to be swimming side by side close enough? Upside-down in a woman's bra, or a man's balls?
If McDonald's thinks they can convince some dork their buns are as good as Momma's milk, they're gonna need lots of help! It's a twisted way to sell their junkfood.
I seriously hope the picture is a fake, and not something released by the fast food giant. I watched Morgan Spurlock's 'Super Size Me' documentary a few weeks ago on satellite. After viewing his guinea pig report on what McDonald's food does to the body, and the lengths a corporation goes to in promoting its products, the picture makes perfect sense whether real or not.
The pic's definitely genuine. I remember seeing it while driving through Austria in 2002, and being faintly horrified. But then the Austrians are renowned for having a bizarre sense of humour.
I don't know but maybe that baby's mama oughta stop breast-feeding until she can see a doctor about her horrific skin condition...
Posted by: Chris T. | April 06, 2005 at 11:48 PM
Tit Maggots anyone?
Posted by: Jezebel | April 07, 2005 at 07:35 PM
<cynically>Sesame seeds are a good way to find out if your child is allergic to nuts.</cynically>
Posted by: Chris S | April 07, 2005 at 07:37 PM
What next for the Golden Arches? Drawn over the Fallopian tubes in a diagram of the female reproductive system? Outlined by the heads of two sperm who just happen to be swimming side by side close enough? Upside-down in a woman's bra, or a man's balls?
This is fucking creepy.
Posted by: Andrew | April 07, 2005 at 08:07 PM
Just fyi, the direct link to the ad (and background info) is here:
http://blog.stayfreemagazine.org/2005/04/sucking_on_the_.html
(thanks, Brian!)
Posted by: carrie | April 07, 2005 at 08:25 PM
If McDonald's thinks they can convince some dork their buns are as good as Momma's milk, they're gonna need lots of help! It's a twisted way to sell their junkfood.
Posted by: Darlene | April 08, 2005 at 12:36 AM
I seriously hope the picture is a fake, and not something released by the fast food giant. I watched Morgan Spurlock's 'Super Size Me' documentary a few weeks ago on satellite. After viewing his guinea pig report on what McDonald's food does to the body, and the lengths a corporation goes to in promoting its products, the picture makes perfect sense whether real or not.
http://www.supersizeme.com
Posted by: CheeseBurgler | April 08, 2005 at 05:09 AM
i love liquid beef.
Posted by: owen | April 08, 2005 at 05:24 AM
The pic's definitely genuine. I remember seeing it while driving through Austria in 2002, and being faintly horrified. But then the Austrians are renowned for having a bizarre sense of humour.
Posted by: Chris | April 08, 2005 at 06:14 AM
Haha, I think it's kinda cute.
Posted by: Jamie | April 08, 2005 at 03:15 PM
Yeah this is real. I e-mailed it to friend overseas and he confirmed it.
Posted by: Jeff T | April 11, 2005 at 09:52 PM
McDonalds is even making our babies fat.
Posted by: Greg | December 26, 2006 at 06:41 PM
Yeah Greg - because our 'babies' are all capable of purchasing food with no assistance, aren't they!!
Posted by: Danny | December 19, 2007 at 10:51 AM
ohh....stop feading babies with junk food. They will be so fat on they'll get older
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