Dick Cheney's Skin Pores

If the idea of numerous local brothels or furry human music has got you a little to frisky for church tomorrow, go ahead and take advantage of Google image search’s most revealing feature for an instant buzz kill. It’s the ability to browse only high resolution images by clicking the "large" option in the upper right corner after a search. What you’ll find after a little browsing is all your favorite famous people in the kind of frightening detail once only available to their plastic surgeons. I’ve gone ahead and located (Warning, these are very big jpegs) Elvis Costello, Bill Cosby, Salvador Dali, Harrison Ford, former Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien and current boogyman Dick Cheney for your viewing displeasure, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. I have a feeling that with HDTV becoming mainstream there is much more extremely disturbing wrinkle detail on the way, so go on and be the first amoung your friends to own the Steve Buscemi photo that's just gotta be out there.

Comments

[zach brady]

Wikipedia.org's image library contains in it a double portrait of the John's from They Might Be Giants that is massive. Simularly I've using a gigantic pic of Madlib chilling in a subway train as a background for my live journal which can be found through google or at http://www.soulchoice.ca/newsThumbs/news_58_bigImg.jpg

[p]

http://www.phillyfests.com/pff/press/Steve%20Buscemi/Steve_Buscemi.jpg

[sheehan]

I don't need to see images to refresh my mind though.

[minimize pores]

Fuck squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car. Get a fucking job!
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores and stinking up my day