Two More Telemarketer Strategies
Following up on Andy Breckman's pretend-to-be-retarded telemarketer ploy, here are two more strategies. First, Eugene Mirman negotiates a killer long distance rate, while simultaneously destroying the gay agenda (MP3 download). Second, Jessica Kane reveals the most subversive technique of all - being nice! (streaming realaudio from Kenny G's April 13, 2005 program)
Is it just me or is this MP3 nothing but a few minutes of total silence?
Posted by: joey Headset | May 08, 2005 at 07:02 PM
I think it must be you. It's working fine for me.
Posted by: Station Manager Ken | May 08, 2005 at 10:10 PM
Beeing nice is awsome! Try it... My record is ONE-AND-A-HALF hour. He'd tried to join the telecom company he represented.
When we were done he promised he'd give up his job as a tele-marketeer. And if he could call me back again on a personal basis. Damn! Yes he DID have my number!! He never did, but be warned!
Posted by: poesboes | June 02, 2005 at 03:10 PM