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Super volunteer Taso alerted me to these Real Audio links for each track of L. Ron Hubbard's album, The Road to Freedom, celebrity vocal lineup included. Listen at your own risk:

"The Road to Freedom" performed by John Travolta, Leif Garrett, Frank Stallone, Lee Purcell
"The Way to Happiness" performed by Leif Garrett, Gayle Moran, Nicky Hopkins
"The Worried Being" performed by Amanda Ambrose
"The Evil Purpose" performed by Frank Stallone
"Laugh A Little" performed by Michael Roberts, Pam Roberts, Margie Nelson
"The Good Go Free" performed by David Pomerantz
"Why Worship Death?" performed by Chick Corea, Julia Migenes
"Make It Go Right" performed by David Pomerantz
"The Arc Song" performed by John Travolta, Karen Black, Jeff Pomerantz, Frank Stallone, Lee Purcell, Gloria Rusch
"L'envoi, Thank You for Listening" performed by L. Ron Hubbard

I'm counting down the days until Hubbard releases a collection of B-sides and unreleased material, as we're obviously missing "Get Famous, Get to Heaven First," "$360 Gs to Salvation," and "(Shout Shout) Get the Aliens Out."

Click here for access to a boatload of mind-control MP3s that are sure to make you obey, including one of L. Ron Hubbard's hits. Or check out this post for an expose on our favorite celebs that roll with L. Ron.

Comments

[erik]

those songs are clearly terrible. get it?

[Denny]

On the one hand, I feel like I should send them a thank you note for taking Courtney Love off our hands. But on the other, they gots their slimy tentacles around Chaka Khan. Damn it. Maybe we could trade them Dave Mathews plus two members of Coldplay for Chaka.

[Sebastian]

Shame about the quality. Obviously much of it doesn't mean too much to people who are not in the faith themselves. News to me that Chaka Khan in it! I love her stuff.