Dubya Ringtones: Answer This!

Set you cell phone to presidential zinger! What better incentive to answer your phone as quickly as humanly possible than by installing one of these eleven ringtones, each comprised of the vocal stylings of our Commander in Chief, as remixed by WFMU's public domain audio elves.

To get these ringtone on your phone, you need a cell phone with online web access. Point your cell phones browser to this address. All Dubya ringtones are available for free in three ringtone formats, the most common one of which is 3GP. Only certain phones support MP3 and WAV ringtones.

Catapult The Propaganda
(musical version): Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)
(shortwave version): Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)
(spoken version): Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)

"Third time I've said that. I'll probably say it three more times, see, in my line of work, you gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in. To kinda catapult the propaganda." (Audio Unedited)

Fish Peace
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(spoken version): Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." (Audio Unedited)

Headpop
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"You know, I, I hope, I, I dont wanna sound like I've made no mistakes, I'm confident I have. I'm sure something will pop into my head here." (Audio Unedited)

Totally Fresh: Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)

"My answer to that question is, is that, again, I repeat what I said earlier, heh, the, the, uhm, heh, y'know, we were shooting cruise missiles, and, heh, they dont protect us from killers. Uh, y'know, as I say, you're, you're catching me totally fresh, hah, uh gosh, I, y'know, I, I would, I, heh, the, the, uhm, heh. (Audio Edited)

Dictatorship Is Easier: Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)

"If this were a dictatorship, it's be a heckuva lot easier. Just so long as I'm the dictator." (Audio Unedited)

Gagging On The Donkey: Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)

"Y'know (much stammering), Blacks are gagging on the donkey, but not yet ready to swallow the elephant" (Audio Edited, except for the last 14 words, which are 100% unedited.)

And Neither Do We: Download (3GP | MP3 | WAV)

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful. And so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people. And neither do we." (Audio Unedited)

Mucho thanks to Mark Smith for the idea and the help, and to The Professor for his help. Look for more ringtones here soon.

Comments

[Steve]

I stumbled onto this looking for ringtones. Too cool!!!

[the Decidee]

Also check out these bush (The Decider) ringtones at

decider.mstore.xingtone.com

:)

[LiveTone]

Nice tones. We have a mixer online that lets you mix George Bush Ringtones with a bunch of hip hop and rap tracks at LiveTone.com
.

[doug]

Thanks! I've posted yer URL around the last few weeks.
Did your hits go up?

Hey, can you get this one?

George W. Bush:

"Now, by the way, any time you hear
the United States
government talking about wiretap, it requires -- a
wiretap requires a court order.
Nothing has changed, by the way. When we're
talking about chasing down terrorists,
we're talking
about getting a court order before we do so.
It's important for our fellow citizens
to understand,
when you think Patriot Act,
constitutional guarantees
are in place when it comes to
doing what is necessary
to protect our homeland, because
we value the Constitution."
-George W. Bush, April 20, 2004

--Doug

This was a helpful resource in finding some good ol' Bush quotes. Appreciate the transparency about your data.

[Dave]

I really love the fish quote. Very funny