Rumor Mill: David Lee Roth to Replace Howard Stern

Word on the street is that commercial radio's bad-boy is going to be replaced by rock and roll's bad-boy. A nice pick, since DLR has been honing his stand-up routine for years now, earning a reputation as the Rodney Dangerfield of sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll.

Celebrate the occasion:
- David Lee Roth performs "Let It All Hang Out" (Real Audio)
- Grab the MP3 of a 3-year-old performing Van Halen's "Somebody Get Me A Doctor" from this post

"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"The National Enquirer is the only paper I use for more than rolling joints."
"I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister."

Comments

[john bellows]

Where can I get his No Holds Bar B Q?

[fatty jubbo]

wow...that would be great.

I'm a bit addicted to Howard Stern, actually. At least someone interesting will replace him instead of some generic morning zoo shlocko.

DLR is a kook.

[Bruce]

Chauncie is the source, the man who has never gotten one interview right.

[E.Either]

Dave -

You've clearly been grasping for straws since you left Van Halen. This latest blues effort of your classics is an embarrassment. You should be ashamed. Who is your audience? Either bring it to life and do it justice, or don't waste our time. You will never tour with Van Halen again -- it is just a fantasy in your mind.