When I was home last weekend, I was awakened Sunday morning by my mom abruptly opening the bedroom window shades and ranting about "sex blog hussies." I agree: sex blog hussies are bad, bad people. So I'm sending this one out to you, my fellow sex blog hussies. And to my mom, of course. (Who doesn't know I am a sex blog hussy.)
Cunnilingus Manifesto. Stop whatever dirty thing you are doing and check out North Korean Supreme Hottie Kim Jong-Il's dialectical sex advice, set to Nina Simone. Also in German, French, and Spanish, by Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries.
The Dawn of the Tool Age. The world's oldest dildo was recently discovered by German researchers, who were not surprised to find it right there in the drawer of the world's oldest nightstand.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Owwww. Ow. Ow. Ever wonder about getting a Brazilian wax? If this little video doesn't make you want to put your bare ass on a table and get the short hairs ripped out of it, well, you my friend are a pussy. [via]
There outta be a law. And there is. Are. Whatever. Pages and pages of sex laws across the ages and nations. For example, the missionary position is the only way to do it in my hometown of Washington, D.C. But it's still OK to be a sex blog hussy there.
The headline reads Jackson Broadens Exclusions for Sex Offenders, but it has nothing to do with alleged sex-offender Michael Jackson. New Jersey's own Jackson Township, home to Six Flags Great Adventure, has expanded its ordinance prohibiting convicted sex-offenders from living within 2,500 feet of a school, park, playground, or daycare center. The revised ordinance includes amusement parks, movie theaters, and roller rinks. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want a pedophile living on my block, but my understanding of our justice system is that if you are convicted of a crime, and serve your sentence, you are free to go. Are we going to set up special zones for pedophiles? Pedo-ghettos? If so, I nominate Vatican City, where they can roam freely with their kind. Want something closer to home, complete with those forbidden amusement parks? Let's make it official and convert Jacko's Neverland into a Pedo-Preserve.
TWIS Gift Shoppe: Make a refrigerator magnet that is an exact replica of your lady junk. Just don't send it to my mom. You hussy.
Next week: This Week in Sex reports from Greasy Kid Stuff West in a kid-friendly version of your weekly dose of smut. OK, maybe not kid-friendly, but definitely from Greasy Kid Stuff West.