As promised, I am filing this from the Headquarters of Greasy Kid Stuff West, where Belinda and Hova get up at the crack of dawn every Saturday morning to spin good clean records. Since I am using the Official GKS Computer, I think it would be impolite to ramble through the internet in search of bad dirty things, picking up and passing on god knows what.
So here's what I found in the way of family-friendly smut: pretty pretty penis unicorn shirts. Let's be honest: Male genitalia can be a little off-putting, rainbow unicorns are a little off-putting, but male genitalia sticking out of the head of a rainbow unicorn--well, that's just too fucking cute.
OK, that didn't work. My other inter-generational option was hobo porn. You know, hobos can be a little off...oh, never mind.
More and worse smut when I'm back in New York.
P.S. Belinda and Hova: Expect a dramatic increase in porn spam anyway. You're welcome!
The rest of the LSDudes' site is worth checking out. They're unknown faves here in Detroit, and they've played with the Acid Mothers, Wolf Eyes, the Electric Six, and others throughout the years. check out the found photos at 10eastern.com, too. Hooray for penis unicorns!
Posted by: Greg | August 05, 2005 at 02:29 PM
I wish my testicles were a unicorn head..
Posted by: Ed_Word | August 05, 2005 at 06:13 PM
here's another HOBO PORN site. It has a very hilarious animation sequence and introduces each hobo in his awful toothlessness. I have been really fascinated by this site for a while because seemingly prim and proper women are making out with these disgusting men in the middle of nowhere.
the 'free tour' is limited, but you can bypass with:
http://free.dam-hobos.com/photos/adv1294gal7.html
and changing the gallery number. I think it goes up to 25 or something. Some of them seem to be really obvious fakes, but the true skankdom far exceeds them.
Posted by: fatty jubbo | August 06, 2005 at 12:49 AM