Small consolations. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse in New Orleans, Dr. Phil went down to the Superdome for a "very special Dr.Phil", with Oprah and others hot on his heels, while Sean Penn in a leaky boat tried to rescue children. Dick Cheney must have thought thought, "Hell, if Oprah's there, I'm getting my ass down there too. Sounds like a party!" During an interview with the vp, someone off-camera shouted, "Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney!" Twice. I don't think it was Sean Penn, seeing as he was still bailing out his boat with a little red plastic cup.
The naked lady doth protest. It could be worser: naked protesters could show up. Though in New Orleans, nakidity doesn't register the way it does elsewhere. Whereas a good old "fuck yourself" to the vice president gets the job done. It's the little black dress of protests.
It could be worsest. You could be wearing your latex underwear during the cleanup.
Girls with Glasses. You gotta pay for the dirty parts, but the videos of girls talking about their glasses are kinda sweet.
Guys and dolls. This is icky. Icky icky icky.
This room is to die for! Ever wonder where to put the dead body in your living room? Microsoft has a "crime scene with shapes" template that makes it as easy as Microsoft can make anything. Comes with icons for weapons, blood, and footprints.
I blame pornography. Chris Martin says watching porn got his creative juices flowing.
Naked Gardening Day is September 10. "Why garden naked? It's fun!" Fun if you like bug bites, sunburn, and gardening. So get out there, you fun-bug-sun-loving gardeners!
Next week: Monkeys! (I know I said that last time.)