"Listen, learn & comprehend the sheer joyfultudinal sounds as R Shand raps about the eggstimatic joy of being a grip."
"It's raw, uncut, & Bangin G ! Dang...if Shand woulda gone to those classes, his flow mighta been too refineded & sonically correct....and that ain't what's happening in New School."
"Euphemistically speaking, the aural flatulence of his thrombamatic sounds will discombobulate the senses."
"No one has ever quite captured this fecal bliss quite like one R Shand."
"His flow is better than Fitty Sense, he conjures up Nastonian sounds out the Ying Yang twins!"
"Not even Kanye can flow quit like R Shand & gonadically speaking, he is the embalmanization of the Rap game."
"R Shand has bought a bubonic smile to my face like the plague & he has given me esteferic hope for the future of Rap."
"We have seen the future of Hip Hop/R&B & he is called R Shand."
"U Wanna Be a Grip takes rap to a new level! I was taken into a world of rhymes spit out at micro speed and hydro proximate lucidity. These rhymes grip you and send you into spasmatic convulsions of the cranial cortex. I felt so gripped, and no one can gripe about his spitability!!! In other words the boy be baaad..... Thank You R. Shand, I'm gripped and ripped and you are so hip!!!"
"Songs like this need to be on the radio because I get tired of hearing 50 Cent, The Game, and Kanye West talking trash when you have undiscovered talent waiting in the wings like R. Shand!!! He makes me want to become a grip. Thanks for music that will outlast what's hot right now, R. Shand!!! BUY THIS!!!!!!"
Blame should go to Otis Fodder and even more blame to Phil Milstein.