Wherever I May Comb

Lo and behold, a website exists for every cause... even if that cause happens to be critiquing James Hetfield's hair. A disgruntled ex-Metallica fan put together this detailed graph, explicitly illustrating where Hetfield strayed from the course of good hair. Also be sure to check out the Hetfield formula for successful facial hair. The whole site was created because, as the author puts it, "if we couldn't laugh at James, we'd have to cry." Perhaps a consultation with Metallica's therapist might help this bereft ex-metalhead...