Video: Quicktime file of Large Happy Man holding Lil' Markie captive inside his body.
MP3s: 17 Lil' Markie tracks below the jump.
Listeners to Kenny G's show or Irwin's old show Incorrect Music may recall the pleadings of a certain helium induced duck-child named Lil' Markie, as he begged his mother not to abort him (Diary of An Unborn Child MP3), or his drunken Daddy not to feel so bad about killing him (Story of An Alcoholic Father MP3). As bizarre Christian Kiddy records go, the Lil' Markie material stands alone.
But something never felt right to me about Lil' Markie. For one thing, he looked human, but he sounded suspiciously like a puppet. But there were no strings to be found. From the sound of it, Markie carried himself like a well respected leader of the Christian Puppet community, but unlike Lil' Joey, Lil' Harry or Lil' Jackie, not only were there no strings, there were no hands up the back, no hinged dummy-jaws. Nothing to suggest puppetry. It didn't make sense. To my mind, the helium duck-child voice was not of human origin.
Now at last, the mystery is solved. The other day on the Bomarr blog, this video surfaced (Quicktime file). In it, you will see video footage of a Large, Happy Man singing the praises of Jesus. But that's not the strange thing. About halfway through the video, the voice of Lil' Markie emerges from The Large Happy Man.
This is visual proof that The Large, Happy Man swallowed Lil' Markie whole and is now exploiting him on tours of churches around the United States!! When Lil' Markie sang Use Me (MP3), he didn't mean this! The actual identity of the Large Happy Man has not been verified, but he claims to be one Mark Fox.
The Lil' Markie collection curated by Otis Fodder:
Serving The Lord
Diary of An Unborn Child
Jesus Put The Stars In The Sky
Let The Sun Shine In
Story of An Alcoholic Father / Something's Happened To Daddy
I Have Jesus In My Heart Today
The Little Light of Mine
Lil' Markie Goes To Calvary
I Will Obey The Lord
Medley - B-O-R-N A-G-A-I-N / For God So Loved The World
I Am Only Me
I'm Going On For Jesus
Do You Believe In God?
I'm Rejoicing In The Lord
Serving The Lord
More Lil' Markie Malarkey:
A live journal diary from the perspective of Lil' Markie
Betterhollywood films has a video using "diary of an unborn child" as the soundtrack. Scroll down about halfway to find the clip called "Why Did You Kill Me Mommy?"