What do they call it in your neck of the woods? Visit this non-scientifically-derived interactive map to find out which regions of the U.S. use the terms soda, pop, or coke in reference to soft drinks (pop wins the majority by a narrow margin). via wohba
But that's not the disturbing part... oh no. Delve a bit further to find out what the non-conformist Americans are calling cavity fertilizer in lieu of the 3 most popular answers. "Sodie," "tarzan slam," "drank," "large farva," and "tonic" appear to be popular.
If you're feeling nostalgia for old coke, new coke, tab, or crystal pepsi at this point, take a listen to this fantastic episode (real audio) of WFMU's Aircheck program, featuring soft drink jingles of the 1960s.