Erotic Aerobics MP3s

I figured I would complete today's triumvirate of smut here on the FMU Blog by posting MP3s for my favorite exercise record, Erotic Aerobics. But don't get the wrong idea about this material- just because these tracks have titles like  Fan Dance or Pelvic Pleasures (mp3s), and contains lines like "Get down on all fours" and "Open your thighs wide," this ain't no collection of audio pornography. This is classy stuff! For one thing, our Aerobics Caller here is Pierre Raymonde, who is French or at least pretends to be. And French is classy, (or at least it was when this LP came out, in 1982). And Pierre's not exhorting over some cheap wikka-wikka-wikka porno music, he's using classical music! Need I say more? I will anyway. Rull yooor eeps.

Breathing Warm Ups  |  Body Manipulations  |  Kinky Chorus Kick and Flash  |

Turn And Tease Me  |  The Strippers Strut  |  Sensual Warmups  |  Pelvic Pleasures

Lover's Lunge  |  The Shameless Shake  |  Fan Dance

Comments

[zach in philly]

At long last, an fmu endorsed exercise album.
boom-chicka-wikka-wikka-weeee!-)

[Listener Jim]

I think we should hook up Pierre with Nicole from the "Night With Nicole" album. I think they'd be very happy together, and possibly make a new naughty LP for our listening pleasure.

Sample alert: the Breathing Warm Ups track was sampled by North Carolina band Silica-gel on their excellent album 50) Noisy Children Party, which has the distinction of being the first album on Negativland's Seeland label that was not produced by Negativland.

[Ian]

I'm very amused by how high up her bikini bottom goes! Oh, 1982...

[truc]

this guy is not french, he sound italian most probably (actually most of the french accent you hear in the US aren't one).

I have this album, please show the inside cover to, with instructions on how to do the aerobics

[Ballkissen]

Hello!

Is it possible to buy this if I'm living in Asia?