The Kid From Brooklyn Speaks The Truth
The Kid From Brooklyn is neither a kid nor is he from Brooklyn. He's a poetically foul-mouthed ticket dealer from Jersey named Mike Caracciolo, but the ticket racket's never been the right place for him. As he likes to tell people, he really oughta be an actor.
The Kid may want to be an actor, but he's found the perfect medium, taping his own video rants and posting them on his Kid From Brooklyn site. He's been at it for a few years, but he's been on a real tear lately. Since his own servers are a little on the sluggish side, I've re-posted three of his latest video rants here (nsfw):
The Importance of Telling People to Go Fuck Themselves (wmv video file)
The Big Man On How To Stop Terrorism (wmv video file)
The Big Man Introduces Mona, (Mrs. Kid From Brooklyn) (wmv video file)
via metafilter
ha! that's golden...especially this picture!
Posted by: fatty jubbo | November 14, 2005 at 02:04 AM
people cut you off at the merdeing points while driving
Posted by: Cody | February 22, 2006 at 06:38 PM
This was the funniest fucking thing i have ever herd. GO FUCL YOURSELF!!!!!!
Posted by: Keith | March 05, 2006 at 12:21 AM
Mike Caraccialo is now with HelloWorld:
http://tinyurl.com/ggw7l
Video By The People For The People.
Think About It?
Posted by: Marvin Bzura | April 13, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Hey Big Guy,
Suggest you do a deal on plumbers from Brooklyn. And why they
charge so much to work for Arabs!...Come up with some ideas.
Or let Major Blumberg Have it on fining people for trash let
around the joint.
Anyway you are very FUNNY GUY!!!...Nice Site.
Gordie
Posted by: Gordie "The kid from Queens" Haggans | May 31, 2006 at 01:05 PM
Hey Mike,
I want your points of view on Ann Coulter The 6' tall skinny
blond that goes nuts on right wing stuff. I need your points of view on tape. Give us one of your "specials!".
Actually if you had sex with Ann you would split her in half!.
I guess you could do it standing up in a subway with her.
your buddy,
Gordie: " The kid from Queens"
Posted by: Gordie "The kid from Queens" Haggans | June 07, 2006 at 07:45 PM
This guy is a fat fucking bigot. Fuck him.
Posted by: Jesse | January 30, 2007 at 01:25 PM
THE KID FROM BROOKLYN'S BLOG HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN..HA HA HA..FUCK HIM
Posted by: JOHN CASE | May 25, 2007 at 01:32 PM
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: CMOR | May 27, 2007 at 05:29 PM
FUCK you cmor
Posted by: dr dildo | December 21, 2008 at 09:36 AM
FUCK you cmor
Posted by: dr dildo | December 21, 2008 at 09:37 AM
I would very much like too connect with the fat guy,I think he is great!! I have something that will make the fat guy from brooklyn a household name from coast to coast and have everyone quaking in their boots.
Posted by: Kent L.McKinstry | April 02, 2009 at 11:43 AM