Attention all government and military professionals: Are you stumped by what to do about this pesky Iraq situation? Do you really want to get this Mission Accomplished? Uncertain about what to do in any future military endeavors? The solution is here in this war plan auction on Ebay, available for the low low price of $15,000,000! The auction ended November 5th, but since the reserve wasn't met, you could probably still snap it up by contacting the seller directly.
As described: "This is a war plan (tactic) to aid the U.S.A. in protecting it`s (sic) vital interests... it will be shared only on a need to know basis, the winning bidder probably will NOT get to know the strategy... Chances are first come, first served, you better buy it before it`s gone.
This offer void where prohibited by law. Sold as-is, where-is, no warranty expressed or implied, since this offer involves the sale of information that cannott (sic) be disclosed, or inspected before purchase, buyer accepts full responsibility if you are NOT satisfied, NO refunds... if I slip, and disclose the strategy by mistake, it still has value, and buyer is still required to pay..."
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