If you're too impatient to wait another few hours before our Commander in Chief delivers his state of the union address this evening, why not make one up on the fly? You know Dubya certainly will. Lurking in the sites below are countless juicy audio clips and remixes, direct from the mouth of Bush Jr. himself: malapropisms and dubya-speak aplenty! How can the presidential speechwriters still manage to trip up this innovative linguist so often? It's time to show them up, people, get to work.