The FCC's Website: Alaska Pipelines and Rim Jobs

Smutty Friday continues.

The FCC publishes words and phrases on its website which it doesn't allow to be published on the airwaves of the radio and TV stations which it regulates. Inspired by this article, I decided to find out for myself exactly how the FCC titillates and panders to the masses, while forbidding broadcast outlets from doing the same. I was shocked (and appalled) by what I found. While the FCC has fined radio stations as much as $25,000 for uttering phrases as harmless as "Sit On My Face," while it has fined CBS TV stations millions of dollars for a quarter-second glimpse of nipple, its own website is a virtual den of filth, perversion and dangerous, bizarre sexual practices.

Here then are the results from the search engine found on the FCC's website:

Beaver - 800      Tits - 101      Shit - 51
Fuck - 43     Alaska Pipeline - 21 ?      Boner - 15
Fisting - 14     Cunt - 14     Boobs - 7     Rim Job - 7
Abe Lincoln - 7     Blow Job - 6      Mother Fucker - 5
Golden Shower - 3      Camel Toe - 2      Cocksucker - 2
Happy Meal - 2      Wanker - 2      Felch - 1      Twat - 1

Comments

[nh dave]

I just had to click that damn question mark next to the alaskan pipeline... Damn you Ken...

[Schizohedron]

"Santorum" comes up, but not in its proper context.

[margaret]

I think I'm going to start watching more telemundo...

"The May 29, 2000, episode of ``No te Duermas''
At the beginning of the series of segments, the actor is seen coming
out of a tent where he was with a female. He is seen zipping his
pants, and there is a discussion about how his pants are tight
and he was just ``eating.''
In the next scene, the actor talks
about ``plugging the hole,'' while pointing toward a female
companion. He then discusses the gay sailors that he is
``training,'' while making sexual gestures. Although some of his
language is beeped, he talks about being able to come and ``eat''
and ``opening them up like walnuts'' while pointing to a group of
gay sailors.
In another scene, the actor is discussing a used
condom (which is shown) being the size of a horse.
The last
scene depicts officers trying to arrest the actor while he makes
sexual gestures like holding his crotch and yells statements like
``your asshole is what I'm going to eat ...''

[Schizohedron]

"I think I'm going to start watching more telemundo..."

¡Ay, no es bueno! ¿Alguien no pensará en los niños? /bumblebee man