Recently I searched The Internet for audio of Fozzie the Bear saying "waka waka". Don't ask me why, just ask yourself this question: Does there exist a situation that cannot be improved by the addition of a puppet bear saying "waka waka"? Don't think so. Anyway, the only result my search yielded was a messageboard where this one guy posted "I've just wasted 52 minutes of my life searching The Internet for audio of Fozzie the Bear saying 'waka waka'!" So I guess it's just not there. Soooo, I guess this is an opportunity!!
mp3 for download: Fozzie The Bear "Waka Waka"
I Am The Source!! Now enjoy this picture of Navin Johnson rejoicing in finding his name listed in the phone book.
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Dammit. Couldn't find one. Well, don't look at me -- you go be the source! Get your name listed in the friggin Internet Directory.
Thanks for the 'waka waka.' Funny, I was looking at an online text of the screenplay of The Jerk earlier today.
At my job I've been ordering and re-ordering a suburban essex county phone book for one of the big shots for now months. Anyone know what the deal is with customer serice lately? Maybe I should be taking cigarette breaks or something. I took delivery of my iMic today so will be liberating numerous things from my vinyl DVD and video into my mp3 collection.
I think my favorite part of the Jerk is the trouble with the defective oilcans.
Posted by: Bartelby | January 13, 2006 at 11:16 PM
I too tried to find "waka waka" a few weeks ago without any success. Nor could I find any audio samples of the Swedish Chef that worked and can you believe this... there seems to be no website devoted to Animal!!! "Woooman Woomann!"
Posted by: Baz | January 14, 2006 at 04:25 AM
Priceless! ;)
Posted by: Alex Maccise | January 14, 2006 at 04:27 AM
WAKA? WAKA?
Waka literally means 'Japanese poem' in Japanese and is a major traditional genre.
But far less boring than Waka poetry, is that WAKA WAKA the key line of the most famous computer geek punctuation poem, Waka waka bang splat.
<>!*'’#
^@`$$-
!*’$_
%*<>#4
&)../
|{~~SYSTEM HALTED
[translation]
Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash / Caret at back-tick dollar dollar dash / Bang splat tick dollar under-score / Percent splat waka waka number four / Ampersand right-paren dot dot slash / Vertical-bar curly-bracket tilde tilde CRASH.
Posted by: Taro, in Tokyo | January 14, 2006 at 06:21 AM
I thought it was spelt 'wocka'? Maybe even 'wokka'...
Posted by: Daniel G | January 16, 2006 at 06:53 AM
Navin Johnson - http://kromerica.com/images/Jerk-NavinJohnsonPhonebook.jpg
Posted by: mrflip | January 17, 2006 at 04:20 PM
Bless you Mr Flip - things are really going to start happening for you now...
Posted by: Scott | January 17, 2006 at 04:25 PM
THANKS FOR THIS!!
Posted by: gogorostiza | February 15, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Thanks for this! It seems like such a random thing to look for but evidently I'm not alone.
Posted by: Stephanie Sterling | October 04, 2007 at 11:29 AM
Thanks for the Waka waka! It makes everything better...
Posted by: Bigarv65 | January 18, 2008 at 11:56 PM
waka waka
Posted by: | February 13, 2008 at 03:07 PM
This is perhaps the finest link I have ever encountered on the internet. Thank you, you have made my week.
Posted by: Ciggies | June 10, 2008 at 06:28 PM
Thanks so much for this. I needed to hear Waka Waka Waka one more time!
Posted by: Kevin | December 18, 2008 at 06:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxZg1EKFMxI
Waka, waka!
Posted by: Fozzy Bear | May 26, 2009 at 09:24 PM
Thank Man. I was searching for the same reason you saved me a lot of time.
Posted by: Spike | October 28, 2009 at 09:34 AM
With the World Cup song from Shakira now poisoning music fans everywhere, now is a great time to share this with everyone. WAKA WAKA hey!
Posted by: Jake | May 04, 2010 at 12:42 PM
as stupid as it sounds, I was looking for one thing and one thing only. I found it, first try. Thanks.
Posted by: Timmy Aymar | May 15, 2010 at 03:18 AM