Your next road trip or your next DIY project: Madison Heights Doll Garden of Frights.
Got MILF? Milk I'd Like to Fuck commercial by PETA. I can't understand why this isn't airing during the Super Bowl. Do they have a problem with nipples or something? NSFW
Got meat? Pro-meat ads are prettier than the PETA kind. [via boingboing]
Do try this at home. Can art: why is so much of it so phallic?
Size is everything. Scientists show that buying condoms in bulk online is cheaper than buying just a few at RiteAid when you think you are going to get lucky.
My angels are centerfold art. If you took all the Playmates of a certain decade and put them together in one place, they'd look like this.
Underwear trivia. It only takes 20 minutes to make a bra. Thank you, industrial revolution!
"Dear My Masturbation, I never thought this would happen to me..." Think again: chances are that your mom will walk in on you when you are wanking. And a thousand other masturbation stories. [via metafilter] NSFW
Let your fingers do the walking through the dirty upside-down yellow pages.
William. Shatner's. Kidney. Stone. (It's hard to replicate how Shatner would say that line--that's the best I could do.)
Panda porn. It's totally safe for work, but not for lady pandas who want to have a career, not kids.
"I had a dream," says man who ended up with a harem by putting women under his spell by reciting an incantation. My dream does not involve being or having 10 ex-wives, but I still want to know that incantation.
Thanks to Listener Michael and Ken "Kinky" Freedman. Send smut to me at amanda AT wfmu dot org. This crap doesn't write itself, you know.