For the duration of the marathon, This Week in Sex (which, as the name suggests, is a weekly event) goes daily. It pains me that our first daily item is about goat fucking, because usually we deal with classy things like talking vibrators. But this is what happens when you dilute the product. From the tony BBC:
A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
The goat-fucker should have saved his $50 and put it toward a $65 pledge to get in the running for the Bucket of Smut, the special TWiS marathon prize. The Bucket includes an item called the Concubine Masturbator (NSFW), which has a set of boobs framing a "seductive vibrating pussy," topped by a stumpy penis head. I guess the penis head is there so you have something to look in the eye as you do your business. The whole contraption has the consistency of an over-done jello-mold, and it weighs a ton. Granted, it's no goat, but you don't have to clean up after it, and the village elders probably own one themselves, so they can't give you a hard time about it.