With all the current hubbub about South Park, Scientology, Isaac Hayes, and Tom Cruise, the mainstream media once again fails to address the real issues. It is left to us here at Beware Of The Blog, in cooperation with Les Freres Corbusier, to fill the gap.
How did it life on earth begin? It involves an evil galactic ruler and hydrogen bombs, and it all started 75 million years ago. Don't believe it? Listen here (MP3).
Both selections are from A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant, essential listening for anyone interested in the teachings of the great L. Ron.