Kink aid. Thomas Kinkade, self-proclaimed "Painter of Light" and creepy cottages, can add Defrauder of Galleries, Harasser of Women, and Ritual Urinator in Public to his trademarked title. To his credit, former employees in a successful lawsuit against him say he disrupted a Siegfried and Roy show by repeatedly yelling the word "codpiece!" They also say he peed on a model of Winnie the Pooh at a Disneyland hotel, saying "This one's for you, Walt."
Science sex scandal! Darwinulids, asexual sea-monkeyesque creatures that hold the record for celibacy, may actually be getting some on the side. But it's also possible that the three recently discovered males may not serve any sexual function. This would make them merely an "evolutionary hangover," which is as good an explanation for males as any other.
Trimfit. Customized condoms will soon be for sale in Germany. "These condoms will fit so well you will hardly notice you are wearing one. We can make them wafer thin or fist thick and 'engrave' them with your signature wrapped around the base."
"That's not the sort of thing that belongs in a loaf of bread...We had to have our eggs without any toast that morning."
Talkingsexradio.com says "this is not your grandmother's radio," but they don't know my grandmother.
Send us your nipples! Don't send them to me, send them to these folks. I have enough weird stuff in my inbox.
Are you an innie or an outie? It doesn't matter if you have the unisextoy.
- Poop: an "irresistible fashion trend," especially in hat form.
- Cuddly pee and poo dolls.
- Instapoop = InstaAprilFools!
- Make a USB turd. Or don't.
- Got poop?
- Stand and deliver: another device to release women from the tyranny of the toilet.
Thanks to Ken, Rich Hazleton, and Dave Mandel. Send smut to me at amanda at wfmu dot org and see your name here! Or don't.