The Smoking Gun reports that Leroy Johnson, 52, was found in his neighbor's barn, bent over a sheep, with his pants down. Pretty incriminating. Mr. Johnson sealed the deal when he said, "You caught me Alan, I tried to fuck your sheep." Hey Alan, cut Mr. Johnson some slack. He copped to his bad. Hate the game, Alan, not the playa. The interspecies love game.
Good news: I don't think model Annalise is going to fuck your sheep. At least there's one sheep-fucker we don't have to worry about.