A 60-second Betty Crocker morality tale, complete with fireballs and death rays, with music by the Ukrainian band United Cutlery: Mother, Please! by Helios Design Labs: [download video, 4 megs, mov format] via
Is Denny Blazin' Hazen the world's worst rapper? It's not that he's white. Or his well-maintained mullet. Or the fact that he calls himself "Average Homeboy." It's just...it's just... [download video, 10 megs, mpeg format or stream it via youtube] Thanks, Resident Clinton!
And after a long day of celebrating IEDs, the Westboro gang might like to relax with a round of the rapture-based video game Left Behind: Eternal Forces, in which young believers use their joysticks to convert or kill Jews, Catholics, Liberals and Gays. Thanks Hatch!
Of course, joysticks are for pussies. For those real non-believers and aliens, you'll need an AK47: [download video , 5 megs, mpeg format] via
Beautiful pics of NYC from Flickr member Automatt: