Football and the Average Christian (MP3)

Friends tell me that there is a football contest underway somewhere across the Atlantic. But I don't care, because only heathens and communists would call a game "football" where the ball was actually kicked around by foot. True Average Christian Americans know better, and they also know that the real football game is all about the eternal fight of good against evil. And drinking. And the teenage cheerleaders, of course. But I digress... It is at least partly about fighting Satan, and here is the proof in form of a sports report: Average Christian vs Satanic Temptations (MP3)

Comments

[Jon H]

Where do you find this stuff? I love this blog! Just to be clear, I don't love you, but I do love the blog, and would consider marrying it before ever considering a date wih you -- whoever you might be.

[rich]

Doesn't exactly have the panache of Flight F-I-N-A-L, but still funny only when you take into account the mindset that put it together and who they thought it would appeal to.
Overall, I give it three up-side-down stars.

[Chuck Jones]

I own this movie, and I am now ashamed. I saw it on television late when I was a teenager. I was in D.C. and it was on channel 54, a baltimore station, so it wasn't coming in very well. I recognized the star as "Eden" on the soap "Santa Barbara." I think there might me a Carradine in it, as the drunken satanic high school janitor.

Now you can buy it on Amazon. Very entertaining stuff. It's like "Porky's" but with Satan.

[Chuck Jones]

I meant to say that I was NOT ashamed, because I'm not.

[Station Manager Ken]

This is called "The Game of Life" and it's by Jarrel McCracken. I put a clip from it on Volume One of The Happy Listener's Guide to Mind Control.

-ken