"Head will need to ship overnight in a temperature controlled package"

From Cartoon Brew comes the news that a life-sized wax figure of Walt Disney is being auctioned on eBay (read carefully: Walt apparently had fingernails growing out of his head) :

Walt Disney Wax Figure Details:

• Created with such attention to detail to make this wax figure come to life
• He stands at 5 Feet 11 inches to top of hair line and 5 Feet 10 to top of scalp
• He is dressed in a full suit with a Replica Smoke Tree Ranch Neck Tie
• The Smoke Tree Ranch was Walt's favorite resort outside of Palm Springs, same tie worn on "Partners" Statues
• Wax Figures requires moderate temperature typical of air-condition environment

Head Wax Detail

• Hair and eye color authenticated by people that knew Walt
• Real human hair inserted stand by strand
• Glass eyes
• Teeth are matched to Walt circa 1961
• The texture and skin tone is perfect and his fingernails look absolutely real

Comments

[Demon Seed]

Welcome back to the blog Chris T! Where you been?

Seed

[Ron D]

I have his actual head stored on ice.
Cool Post Chris.

[Hatch]

Is it just me, or does his monogram tie tac have kind of a "swastika" vibe?

[progcunt]

All it needs is a GI Joe-style voice box uttering such choice phrases as "Nigger!" and "Argh fucken kike-jew-bastard" and you'd be all set.