Idle Blogs Are The Devil's Playground (666-themed MP3s and Videos)

(24 faith-based MP3s and 2 videos included in this post)

Forget about the fact that "666" is in fact a divine typographical error, derived from God's keyboard having a sticky "six" key.

Pay no attention to those cynics who say The Big Man sold out, modeling today's "Halloween in June" after the Santa-Lovers' "Christmas in July."

Pretend that the decades of crass commercialization that's took the "loose" out of Lucifer never happened. I'm here to remind you what The Dark Lord is all about: Growling. Talking backwards. Retching. Kissing the Goat. All that good stuff.

Let's start with a little trip to Hell. The Devil's not allowed back into Heaven, but Jesus has an open invite to Hell any time he pleases. That's just the kind of guy Satan is. And here's a found cassette tape to prove it. The Professor found this in a thrift shop and added background effects to a wondrous tale called Jesus and I Go To Hell: download the MP3 and take a map of Hell along with you.

And speaking of Santa, here's an excerpt from a  Christmas-themed Mexican film that Megan dug up, in which Satan tries to spoil Christmas by getting young Lupita to steal a doll. Santa ultimately clouds Lupita's mind, but the last laugh is on her when she find herself surrounded by creepy lifesize dancing dolls: [download video, 27 megs, Windows format]

If you missed it last Halloween, here's a 70 minute megamix of horror music and sound effects, much of it recorded on location in Hell: download The Horror MP3

Here is an MP3 of a Satanic Mass in which goats get kissed and the band Coven realizes that this black magic thing's just not working out: download Coven's Satanic Mass

Want to hear Robert Plant singing about the "little toolshed where Satan made him suffer?" Jeff Milner's backmasking site awaits.

Messerchups has a hot little music video called Go, Satan Go! [download video, 10 megs, mpeg format]

Don't forget to mind your skronk and grind with Stefan's Metal Genre Education Kit.

The Top Ten Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics of All Time. And only three cornas in the batch, the same number sported by the Dubya family.

Fatty Jubbo's beast-astic guide to Exorcism recordings.

And lest you think I'm just rehashing all the Satan-based fun we've had here in the past, there are 21 more MP3s to Hail Satan by, beyond the jump:

Rip, Rig & Panic - Beat The Beast   |   Shep Fields - Satan Takes a Holiday

Igor Stravinsky - Danse Infernale   |   Iron Maiden - The Number of the Beast

Jacula - Soul Satan   |   Jeannie C Riley - Satan Place

The White Noise - Black Mass - An Electric Storm In Hell  

Louise Huebner - The Demon Spell for Energy  |  Mask of Satan Trailer

Anton LaVey - Satan Takes A Holiday   |   Beelzebub Youth - Exorcism

Diamanda Galas - The Litanies of Satan   |   Dies Irae - Lucifer

Frankie Laine - Satan Wears a Satin Gown   |   Hoyt Axton - Beelzebub's Laughter

Krzysztof Penderecki - Exorcizo Te   |   Lancasters - Satan's Holiday

Micheal Mills - Hidden Satanic Messages in Rock Music   |   Mort Garson - Exorcism

Sounds of Terror - The Exorcism   |   Thurston Harris - Mr. Satan

Comments

[Robert Kamper]

What, no Luixy Toledo?

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/Luixy/Luixy_Toledo_-_Exorcismo.mp3

[Stark Effect]

What the hey, I'll add a few to the sacrificial altar:

CORPUSSE - I Hear Satan

Found this on the old mp3.com when it was still free. Not sure if this is supposed to be a goof or not.

http://stark-effect.com/Corpusse_-_I_Hear_Satan.mp3

Couch Flambeau - Satan's Buddies

Milwaukee's own loveable goofballs-- not as insider-trendy as townsmen The Frogs but a lot more enjoyable for my money.

http://stark-effect.com/Couch_Flambeau_-_Satans_Buddies.mp3

...and of course:

Stark Effect - Bunnyrabbits, Satan, Cheese and Milk

http://stark-effect.com/bscm.mp3

[protogenes]

The Devil's been there, right from the start.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oOjzrOM3hY

[oscar]

I can't help hearing "When the Saints Go Marching In" whenever I hear the melody from "The Number of the Beast"

[fatty jubbo]

yet another satan hysteric preacher in the 80s- lots of FUN gory details!
http://cakeandpolka.blogspot.com/2006/03/maybe-by-now-some-of-you-are-saying.html

[Billy Pilgrim]

Kindly a gloomy post for a Tuesday.

[Andy Krunt]

Awesome. A Couch Flambeau Mp3. Great post, as well as great comments.

[Marie Cienfuegos (Harris)]

I am Thurston Harris' grand-daughter- Marie Cienfuegos. To hear my music, go to my URL ( http://www.Myspace.com/lavonnamarie
I love grand daddy and may he rest in peace. if u like my music please please add me as a friend on myspace and email me at neverfeltsobeautiful@yahoo.com

[The Holy One]

JESUS CHRIST IS KING!