How old is the world's oldest condom? a) 500 BC, b) 12th century AD, c) 17th century AD, d) check the back pocket of your oldest pair of jeans. Answer.
Devil child. Women in the U.S. tried to avoid giving birth on 6-6-6 by keeping their legs closed. But in Malaysia, it was a triply lucky day. And for the proud new parents of a little boy named Damien, it couldn't have worked out better.
That guy's a snake. Really. A woman married a snake in India. There were 2,000 guests at the wedding, but the groom was a no-show. He wouldn't come out of his anthill, so they used a brass replica snake. This idea has possibilities.
Swans are sluts. We all thought they mated for life, but those lady swans are messin' around. One in six baby swans is a bastard. And the male swans are also scoring what the scientists nicely call major "bonus copulation."
The pause that refreshes. Czech scientists say they have created a new beer to help women suffering from "the menopause." This is part of a growing market for "functional beer," which will never make a dent in the market for dysfunctional beer, because dysfunction is the whole point of beer.
Off the charts. Billboard settled a $29 million sexual discrimination lawsuit alleging, among other things, that executive editor Ken Schlager kept a green vibrator in his office and used it to intimidate female employees. I think I know the problem: they used this video for workplace sensitivity training.
Rock solid. Not just plaster casts of rock star penises, but plaster casts of rock star penises that you can buy and support the arts. There is a catch: you have to consider Anthony Newly a rock star.
- Contrary to popular belief, being toothless does not make for better sex.
- A short history of dildos. NSFW
- How to kiss by Bill Plympton.
- Hardcore puppets. NSFW
- Motorcycle crotch airbag.
- Naked World Cup, naked butlers, naked women with Gene Simmons.