The translation site called Gizoogle allows you to translate any selection of text or website into Snoop-Dogg talk. I decided to run some quotes from Fellow Teachers, a ponderous jeremiad about the death of Western culture by the late American Sociologist (and former husband of Susan Sontag) Philip Rieff. Here's what I got:
Fellow Playas--- Barbarians is thugz witout historizzles memory. Barbarism is tha real mean'n of radical contemporaneity . Boo-Yaa!. Releazed fizzy all authoritative pasts, we progress towards barbarism, not away, fizzy. So show some love, niggaz! . . . Beyond some kind of faith, therapy describes tha social procedure of releaze fizzle tha authority of tha past ta help you tap dat ass. It takes at least two ta commit a therapy . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. . . . Our pedagizzle tizzle remains ta repair tha old n forge new links, not ta continue ho-slappin' old ones already so broken that our students have scarcely done mizzy tizzy heard rumors of they existence.. . . Love comes afta law in tha mutha fuckin club. Positive acts is prepared by negative commandments. Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. The modern notion that a victim has no rights represents tha return of tha mizzy primative iniquity, a worship of he who does n a contempt fo` he who is done to.. . . . Every politizzle world exists in its own right only whizzen it can justify itself. But real niggaz don't give a fuck. Pimp justificizzles authority in tha right, can be so only coz there is thizzat which is wrong, n those who is wrong is doa from tha streets of tha L-B-C. If ta be 'justified' once meant, as it dizzy ta be freed from tha penalty of sin, through grace n not through merit, by tha highest authority, T-H-to-tha-izzen our human justice must involve tha tragic relation of riznight authority as tha penalty of wrong-do'n. Authority is a rizzight action, reserved fo` acts of wrong with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back. Only thus is tha exercise of powa ever remotely near tha condition of being just. Therefore no justice can be said ta exist witout reverence. This is tha principle of pimpin' witout which there can be no law, as Protagizzles rightly teaches . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.