Do you remember the good old days of MP3.com, before Vivendi Universal bought it and ran it into the ground? Just like on MySpace these days, unsigned bands and musicians could upload their music and present it to the whole Internet, for better or worse. And while most of it was crap with no redeeming features whatsoever, there were a few gems waiting to be found by music fans with strange tastes and too much time on their hands. Here is one example, the band Background, who said about themselves "Background has been playing together for many years...not playing music but actual playing because we are all cousins and like playing with each other."
Here are the lyrics for their song Alien Abduction, giving practical advice of how to deal with hostile aliens, if you forgot to wear your Thought Screen Helmet.
1 night i was alone
when i saw a bright light
i went outside in my underwear
and wasn't sure my eyes were right
the alien saw me
and tried to take me in his ship far away
i hit him in the head and threw him in the trunk
what could the alien say?