"The sad mujcinki-holders lysin, slitting, acne and psychological corrozi-Los wandering the zakoulkam world, in the hope that one day they povstrechaetsa the most korolevna that will always together. Waiting for love (especially when you konek-gorbunok a male) is unbearable and utomluschee. Therefore, some form razuverivschiesa keep quiet before his death and mrut cancer of the heart, never experienced love taste so overcome loneliness, and others go on roboeroticescoy industry."
Especially when you konek-gorbunok a male. I was just saying that to a friend.
Photos by Elena Dorfman.
After the jump: No Pants Subway Ride.
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I've got to get a message to you, Robin Gibb. Brits are tweaked by the meaningless porn past of Robin Gibb's new wife Dwina, since she's a friend of Tony Blair's wife Cherie. Focus, Brits! Get your priorities straight. What's the deal with Robin Gibb's intervention-worthy two-toned Westminster dog show 'do and Wham-era rolled up sleeves? Even when my dog comes back from the groomer with a bad 'do, he does not have rolled up sleeves. Nice touch: the dirt on Dwina's past comes from David Waterfield, 63,"a former porn baron who now lives in a remote bamboo hut near Chiang Mai in northern Thailand with his pregnant Thai fiancee." I can't wait until I'm a former porn baron getting all Marlon Brando in the jungle.
Wouldn't it be funny if everybody took off their pants on the subway? Never in a million years would I answer yes to that question. And with this video of the sixth annual No Pants Subway Ride, I rest my case.
[Last year there were arrests of the pantsless; this year, unless I can retroactively give summonses for annoying behavior by white people in public -- and I've got a few of those ready to go -- it's all clear.]
Hey you! Stop sitting there and send your smut to amanda at wfmu dot org. Thanks for the smut, Ken.