This Week in Sex: The Roboeroticescoy Industry

Strange sisters make for great lesbian pulp fiction covers. via MUG

"Space rapture." Playboy bunnies were smuggled on a mission to the moon, producing rapturous waves of giggles all around. Not actual Playboy bunnies. That would be wrong. via BoingBoing

Wonder what's going on at this Russian site with creepy Real Dolls in creepier everyday settings? We asked googlski for a transation [nsfw, none of it]:

"The sad mujcinki-holders lysin, slitting, acne and psychological corrozi-Los wandering the zakoulkam world, in the hope that one day they povstrechaetsa the most korolevna that will always together. Waiting for love (especially when you konek-gorbunok a male) is unbearable and utomluschee. Therefore, some form razuverivschiesa keep quiet before his death and mrut cancer of the heart, never experienced love taste so overcome loneliness, and others go on roboeroticescoy industry."

Especially when you konek-gorbunok a male. I was just saying that to a friend.
Photos by Elena Dorfman.

After the jump: No Pants Subway Ride.

X-RatedPatents.com. The place to go when you have a genius million dollar idea for something like, oh, a lap dance liner, and need to check to see if someone else thought of it already. Damn you, guy you were talking to at the strip club who ran home and filled out the paperwork first!  via Fleshbot

I've got to get a message to you, Robin Gibb. Brits are tweaked by the meaningless porn past of Robin Gibb's new wife Dwina, since she's a friend of Tony Blair's wife Cherie. Focus, Brits! Get your priorities straight. What's the deal with Robin Gibb's intervention-worthy two-toned Westminster dog show 'do and Wham-era rolled up sleeves? Even when my dog comes back from the groomer with a bad 'do, he does not have rolled up sleeves. Nice touch: the dirt on Dwina's past comes from David Waterfield, 63,"a former porn baron who now lives in a remote bamboo hut near Chiang Mai in northern Thailand with his pregnant Thai fiancee." I can't wait until I'm a former porn baron getting all Marlon Brando in the jungle.

Wouldn't it be funny if everybody took off their pants on the subway? Never in a million years would I answer yes to that question. And with this video of the sixth annual No Pants Subway Ride, I rest my case.

[Last year there were arrests of the pantsless; this year, unless I can retroactively give summonses for annoying behavior by white people in public -- and I've got a few of those ready to go -- it's all clear.]

Hey you! Stop sitting there and send your smut to amanda at wfmu dot org. Thanks for the smut, Ken.

This week on Datetastic: Amanda joins JDate, even though she is not J. Hilarity and international incidents ensue.

Comments

[PhantomOfTheRadio]

Very annoying indeed and so politically correct !

[bartleby]

Those dolls are hideous. I guess the limbless headless torso is the economy model. What's the company's slogan "Making excision look viable since 1998," or "That old soupcan and sweatsocks routine getting you down? Don't call that crazy cat lady! Now there's Realdoll!" I've always wondered if the old fashioned inflatable ones say "This is not a floatation device" on them.

[ordinchick]

With all the discussions of lack of panties, I thought if everyone has Underwear thats Fun to Wear, we would not be having this problem.

http://www.americaninventorspot.com/underwear

[Chiang Mai]

Pad See Ew, or Phat Si lo, is an incredibly popular dish that originates from Northern Thailand in the province of Chiang Mai.