Don't say I never give you anything. I'm giving you a great suggestion for the perfect Valentine's Day gift: Make your own custom Celebrity Butt Plug for the superstar in your life. But if you want to "keep Christ at the center of your marriage," and by marriage I mean butt-hole, check out the Christian sex toy site My Beloved's Garden.
No comment. Richard Gere shouted "no condoms, no sex" at 15,000 Indian sex workers as part of an HIV/AIDS awareness event which I'm sure was very well intentioned but sounds really annoying. I don't like being shouted at, especially about condoms, especially more by Richard Gere, and I'm not even an Indian sex worker. Richard Gere likes shouting about condoms, privacy, and chocolate mousse.
So mid/late 2006-early 2007. Self Shot Babes: Look at me! I'm nakee! P.S. Don't show dad. NSFW.
Gay sheep piss off PETA, Martina Navratilova, bioethicists, and blogosphere. I underestimated gay sheep.
This week in boobs:
- The fates have decreed you must have an extra nipple. Where don't you want it? Think before you answer. (They have also decreed that your big toe is gonna be pretty big, too. Hope they don't also whack you with the ugly stick on the way out.)
- How do you bring your dolls on play dates when they have boobs as big as houses?
It's the old nympho housewife routine: She calls her dirty friend, then she calls the dirty delivery guy, then she calls the dirty friend back to tell her about what happened with the dirty delivery guy. And luckily it's all been captured on a durable hi-fidelity 8-track cassette tape recording. NSFW, because she's such a nympho housewife. excellent archival audio porn work from dinosaur gardens
I love euphemisms but I've never taken much of a shine to snatch. But when you hear Elder Marshall Taylor say it, and say it again, and tell you how he appreciates it, and how you should be aiming for it, well, you'll come around to being a snatch lover, too. Don't go to hell second class, and sure as hell don't miss the snatch. Oh yeah, snatch = the rapture. via dinosaur gardens
If I had a nickel for every state quarter with a dildo on it.
There's something in the water in my home town. They're teaching gay sex ed in Montgomery County, Maryland, and sex changing chemicals have been found in in the Potomac River, which is going to make for a great election year.
Junior Members of the WFMU Smut Squad Clinton and Ken earned merit badges this week for sending dirty links to me at amanda at wfmu dot org. Join the team!