These are days for indoor games, so keep warm playing WFMU's 10th edition of Who On Earth Would Keep A Bag of Monkey Parts Handy??
Who indeed? Well, I'll tell you this: one of our esteemed DJs would; and the big fun for you is to guess which one. After you've offered your guess, have a mystery mp3 on the side:
[download mp3] (2.7M, NSFW, but fuckin' hilarious)
OK, so... whose bag of monkey parts is that? I've said it before, but it merits repeating: winner gets a bumper sticker. See here and here for fine print, and a partial list of DJs who definitely do not own this bag of monkey parts.
shawn spencer moment...
billy jam!
Posted by: joe nathan | February 15, 2007 at 09:28 AM
My entry is Dave the Spazz
Posted by: Aaron | February 15, 2007 at 09:44 AM
Dave the Spazz is too obvious...it must be Jonesy!
Posted by: michael c | February 15, 2007 at 10:36 AM
Good good, get your Dave the Spazz guesses out of the way. Not his monkey. Someone else's monkey.
Posted by: Scott | February 15, 2007 at 11:23 AM
Liz B.
Posted by: Gordon | February 15, 2007 at 11:45 AM
Wow, that was fast! Congratulations Gordon, that bag of monkey parts does belong to Liz Berg. Drop me a line at scott at wfmu dot org and we'll make arrangements to get you a bumper sticker.
Posted by: Scott | February 15, 2007 at 12:00 PM
Cool, Scott. Something about those monkey parts unmistakably said, "Liz Berg."
Posted by: Gordon | February 15, 2007 at 12:30 PM
Geez, I never realized that monkey parts spoke my name. I guess that's why Irwin gave them to me in the first place.
Posted by: Liz B. | February 15, 2007 at 03:41 PM
Liz, I admit that a little bit of reasoning was also involved in my conclusion. But no kidding -- the moment I saw it, that chimp said, "Liz B." You really shouldn't give them plasic bags to play with, though. Dangerous.
Posted by: Gordon | February 15, 2007 at 07:30 PM
I can't help but wonder, why is the monkey in parts? Did someone disassemble the monkey and then forget how to put it back together? Is Liz waiting for the Monkey Repairman?
Posted by: Parq | February 15, 2007 at 08:57 PM
There comes a time in everyone's life when they will be offered a plastic baggie full of monkey parts or its metaphysical equivalent. I'm not the kind of gal who would reject that type of gift. Why let a perfectly good baggie of monkey parts go to waste?
Until the day comes when a brilliant epiphany hits, inspiring me to use those monkey parts for a specific purpose, the baggie will sit on my desk here at the Magic Factory.
Posted by: Liz B. | February 16, 2007 at 12:22 PM