These are days for indoor games, so keep warm playing WFMU's 10th edition of Who On Earth Would Keep A Bag of Monkey Parts Handy??
Who indeed? Well, I'll tell you this: one of our esteemed DJs would; and the big fun for you is to guess which one. After you've offered your guess, have a mystery mp3 on the side:
[download mp3] (2.7M, NSFW, but fuckin' hilarious)
OK, so... whose bag of monkey parts is that? I've said it before, but it merits repeating: winner gets a bumper sticker. See here and here for fine print, and a partial list of DJs who definitely do not own this bag of monkey parts.