Guess The WFMU DJ Personal Article: Part 10

These are days for indoor games, so keep warm playing WFMU's 10th edition of Who On Earth Would Keep A Bag of Monkey Parts Handy??

Who indeed?  Well, I'll tell you this: one of our esteemed DJs would; and the big fun for you is to guess which one.  After you've offered your guess, have a mystery mp3 on the side:

[download mp3] (2.7M, NSFW, but fuckin' hilarious)

OK, so... whose bag of monkey parts is that? I've said it before, but it merits repeating: winner gets a bumper sticker.  See here and here for fine print, and a partial list of DJs who definitely do not own this bag of monkey parts.

Comments

[joe nathan]

shawn spencer moment...

billy jam!

[Aaron]

My entry is Dave the Spazz

[michael c]

Dave the Spazz is too obvious...it must be Jonesy!

[Scott]

Good good, get your Dave the Spazz guesses out of the way. Not his monkey. Someone else's monkey.

[Gordon]

Liz B.

[Scott]

Wow, that was fast! Congratulations Gordon, that bag of monkey parts does belong to Liz Berg. Drop me a line at scott at wfmu dot org and we'll make arrangements to get you a bumper sticker.

[Gordon]

Cool, Scott. Something about those monkey parts unmistakably said, "Liz Berg."

[Liz B.]

Geez, I never realized that monkey parts spoke my name. I guess that's why Irwin gave them to me in the first place.

[Gordon]

Liz, I admit that a little bit of reasoning was also involved in my conclusion. But no kidding -- the moment I saw it, that chimp said, "Liz B." You really shouldn't give them plasic bags to play with, though. Dangerous.

[Parq]

I can't help but wonder, why is the monkey in parts? Did someone disassemble the monkey and then forget how to put it back together? Is Liz waiting for the Monkey Repairman?

[Liz B.]

There comes a time in everyone's life when they will be offered a plastic baggie full of monkey parts or its metaphysical equivalent. I'm not the kind of gal who would reject that type of gift. Why let a perfectly good baggie of monkey parts go to waste?

Until the day comes when a brilliant epiphany hits, inspiring me to use those monkey parts for a specific purpose, the baggie will sit on my desk here at the Magic Factory.