You know why I don't bother to give you links to actual porn? Because half of all teens are already "accidentally" exposed to porn on the internet. If you can't find porn yourself, just ask a teenager. You won't get in trouble for doing that. And if you're a teenager and you can't find porn, you must be Amish, in which case you are not in my demographic. So go back to sheep fucking and get caught so I can have some oddball smut to write about next week.
But this week I'm not even doling out the usual oddball smut. This is stuff even a teenager would have to make an effort to find, unless he is a Broadway theater queenager, in which case he already has the original cast album.
"Let My People Come," helpfully subtitled "A Sexual Musical," premiered January 8, 1974, and sexual freedom reigned for 106 explicit performances. The breakaway mp3 hit "I'm Gay" was picked up in the first 365 Days, and its undiluted cheese is credited with inciting the whole of the nasty punk movement. Good work, musical theater! And to think I have a place in my heart for both punk and musical theater. That does account for some nasty cheese.
NSFW or broadcast (or performance, when you think about it).
Opening Number - 3:29
Give It To Me - 2:38
I'm Gay - 2:30
Come In My Mouth - 3:49
Dirty Words - 3:52
Linda, Georgina, Marilyn & Me - 4:08
I Believe My Body - 4:06
Take Me Home With You - 3:45
Choir Practice - 5:10
And She Loved Me - 3:53
Whatever Turns You On - 2:39
Doesn't Anybody Love Anymore - 3:24
Let My People Come - 3:12
Update: here's The Cunnilingus Champion of Company C. See comments below.