Tomorrow is a very special Valentine's Day edition of TWiS, or as I like to think of it, warmed-up left-overs day. For TWiS. But since the tease really keeps the relationship going, and I do want to keep our relationship going, really, honey, I do, here's a dirty ditty to tide you over until then:
Bad Sex mp3
What makes it clever is that it's not really dirty at all. It just sounds dirty.
Thanks Maria! She's working toward her Junior Smut Brigade badge in mp3 crafts.