To your left is pictured a blue faux velvet bag with a bunch of keytags spilling out. These keytags are hand-numbered, for a specific purpose of the WFMU DJ who owns both bag and keytags. As part of a game we've been playing here almost every Thursday since December 14, 2006, I challenge you: guess which WFMU DJ owns both bag and keytags.
Reward for the winner: a tbd piece of WFMU Swag.
Reward for everyone else: this mystery piece of the Wild & Wooly WFMU mp3 Library: [mp3 for download, 2.89megs]
The rules:
- If you personally know this bag and its owner, please don't play - honor system!
- if you've already won this game, please don't play the game
- no DJ shall ever make more than one appearance (big hint here as to who it doesn't belong to)
- currently off-schedule DJs may make an appearance, as long as they have, at some point, had a regular show
- your guess must be trusted, even if its appropriateness is unclear.
I'm guessing Rex.
Posted by: SJ | March 29, 2007 at 09:23 AM
I'm guessing Dave... Again
Posted by: Josh | March 29, 2007 at 10:08 AM
Terre T?
Posted by: J W | March 29, 2007 at 10:43 AM
Wow, interesting and surprising guesses! And wrong ones.
Posted by: Scott | March 29, 2007 at 10:48 AM
I'm guessing BobW since he probably has keys to half the city.
Posted by: jmb | March 29, 2007 at 11:32 AM
fabio?
Posted by: Billy | March 29, 2007 at 11:59 AM
dan bodah
Posted by: scott pilutik | March 29, 2007 at 12:13 PM
well, though this item is not particularly scatological, I'll still guess Kenny G. He might have had use for such a bag in the creation of some piece of (b)anal poetry
Posted by: Kevin | March 29, 2007 at 12:42 PM
oh, and may I offer anyone a nice big slice of, oh, I don't know, CAAAAAAAAKE!?
Posted by: Kevin | March 29, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Yeah, sorry I didn't mean to throw you with that Cake download (or DID I!??); anyway, still not there! Hint time: this DJ is currently on the air schedule.
Posted by: Scott | March 29, 2007 at 12:55 PM
ok, I'll try again then. Unless Andy uses Eno's technique to write Monk episodes, perhaps these belong to Ergo Phizmiz?
Posted by: kevin | March 29, 2007 at 01:03 PM
Fabio's Keys for Failure? I'd like to think so.
Posted by: Dorian Katz | March 29, 2007 at 01:48 PM
I see a bag and a bunch of numbers and I think stochastic process and that means Bethany.
-DD
Posted by: Danne D | March 29, 2007 at 02:11 PM
Nachum Segal
Posted by: listener simon | March 29, 2007 at 02:13 PM
i'm going to randomly guess Psue Braun for no good reason.
I'm not sure what "your guess must be trusted, even if its appropriateness is unclear" means.
Posted by: christhecat | March 29, 2007 at 05:12 PM
More excellent guesses, all! And not correct. This DJ is on a weekday. "your guess must be trusted, even if its appropriateness is unclear" refers to something Eno said about the Oblique Strategies, which I thought was applicable here.
Posted by: Scott | March 29, 2007 at 05:20 PM
Station Manager Ken!
Posted by: richard | March 29, 2007 at 05:29 PM
Flaming Robot of Love?!?
Posted by: listener simon | March 29, 2007 at 06:50 PM
Oh what the hell. Shepp?
Posted by: Parq | March 29, 2007 at 09:04 PM
hatch? (or his evil twin brother?)
Posted by: Brian C. | March 29, 2007 at 09:34 PM
Me?
Posted by: lupica | March 29, 2007 at 10:39 PM
wow, just checking in here and can't believe that it wasn't bethany, that sounded perfect. but now I'm slapping my head and asking why nobody has guessed dave mandl yet?
Posted by: kevin | March 29, 2007 at 10:50 PM
oh man - trusting an oblique strategy even though you ought to know better? it's gotta be the poster himself... scott williams?
Posted by: ryan | March 29, 2007 at 11:10 PM
scott w???
Posted by: ryan | March 29, 2007 at 11:11 PM
Man oh man, I can't believe it!! When you guys find out who it is, you're gonna slap your forehead. Bethany's a great guess; Mike guessing himself when he knew it wasn't his is the essence of oblique strategy; the best reason why it's not my set of oblique'ish strategies is rule #3: I've already been outed by my Mexican devil mask!
Posted by: scott | March 30, 2007 at 12:33 AM