While you've been out there kicking through puddles and fooling on your friends, we've been in here, gaping at the monstrous object that is pictured to your left. That is a keychain-wallet combo made from an Autralian Cane Toad, and it belongs to one WFMU DJ. I askes you: which one?
A correct guess will earn you a mystery piece of WFMU swag, and it behooves me to inform you that WFMU has never travelled Taxidermy Trail in its swag production. Well, yet. So there's currently no chance we'll be sending the winner a dead animal. Currently.
Consolation Prize: everyone gets this mystery piece of WFMU's Wild & Wooly MP3 library, guaranteed animal-free! [mp3 for download, 7megs, NSFW, so put your fucking headphones on]
Here's a tip for you: if a DJ has already been a subject of this game, that DJ will never again be. Here's a complete list of every DJ who has already been a subject of this game: Trouble \ Joe Belock \ Hatch \ Diane Kamikaze \ Irwin \ Fabio \ Bryce \ Maria \ Bill Zurat \ Liz Berg \ Stork \ Scott \ Billy Jam \ Charlie.
Taxidermy you say? If it's a real taxidermy cane toad then it must be Bronwyn's.
Posted by: Listener Sharon | April 05, 2007 at 10:09 AM
Dad Blast it! You beat me Sharon...that must belong to Bronwyn.
Posted by: jeffersonic | April 05, 2007 at 10:37 AM
Well, you're both wrong. Though I can easily understand the desire for it to Bronwyn's - it just isn't so.
Posted by: Scott | April 05, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Uh oh! TWO taxidermy afficionados at WFMU. Guess I won't be bringing any small animal friends by the station anytime soon.
Posted by: Listener Sharon | April 05, 2007 at 11:33 AM
Suddenly, the fine points of the rules escape me;
can I guess again? If so, Pseu Braun?
Posted by: Jeffersonic | April 05, 2007 at 01:09 PM
Could it be Dorian's? She has some weird taxidermy friends.
Posted by: Brian B. | April 05, 2007 at 05:55 PM
Nope, not there. You know, there is another obvious guess.
Posted by: Scott | April 05, 2007 at 05:59 PM
Obvious guess? I have no idea. X-Ray?
Posted by: Listener_Paul | April 05, 2007 at 06:27 PM
as a weird taxidermy friend, I say Bethany
Posted by: michael c | April 05, 2007 at 07:18 PM
Something about it said "Mike Lupica" to me, but if there is something "obvious" about the owner, let's say that the inflatable toad carcass belongs to Rich Hazelton.
Posted by: Scott D. | April 05, 2007 at 07:46 PM
Terre T?
Posted by: Jeffersonic | April 05, 2007 at 09:07 PM
I'm guessing Mac again. I always guess Mac, and I'm always wrong. But one of these days it's got to be him.
Posted by: Clayton | April 06, 2007 at 12:23 AM
Rob Weisberg?
Posted by: hermitworks | April 06, 2007 at 09:24 AM
Congratulations Scott D! Exactly, the inflatable cane toad carcass does indeed belong to Mullah Rich. email me and we'll make arrangements to send you some swag.
Posted by: Scott | April 06, 2007 at 10:23 AM