We're already booking the first WFMU/Hooters Air charter to Myrtle Beach for Spring 2008. The $400 million Hard Rock Park, the nation's premier rock amusement complex, is coming. I can only dream of what's in store (as it's all shrouded in mystery), though Bryce pointed out that a little slice of our hometown shall be resurrected. They're also taking career applications, should you desire to be the one to strap little kids down on Scott Weiland Mountain, or take pictures of people's heads emerging from the giant red asspocket from Loverboy's Get Lucky cover. Human Resources can be reached at kickassjobs (at) hrpusa (dot) com.