Naked robot is very well behaved, but a little self-conscious, so please don't stare.
It happens. Sometimes a girl forgets her undies. Sometimes a photographer takes a picture. Sometimes an editor puts it in a magazine for 14 year olds. Sometimes 50,000 of them get recalled.
Oh yes, they call it the Cotton Tail Run. The Cotton Tail Run is a nudist 5K run, so called because your flabby white ass has never seen the light of day. I guess it's only for white people?
It's OK to chat online in your own home without your clothes on in China. Chinese prosecutors had to drop a case against a woman who organized nudist chat rooms after they discovered a "blind spot" that left it outside pornography laws. But I'm sure they'll get around to fixing that.
Remember the Anzacs. Nudist cricketers and their families honor the Anzacs by playing their annual beach cricket stoush in New Zealand. Love, love, love the annual beach cricket stoush. But before we get all giddy about it, let's remember the Anzacs. Um, what's an Anzacs?
There is an unseen photo of Kate Moss. Was.
Ugly Americans. Americans are afraid of nudity. Why? Americans are ugly. OK, there are other theories.
P.S. An Israeli woman accidentally bit off part of her boyfriend's tongue during a French kiss. Just saying.