"Ignorance is a long life and happiness." The secret to living a long life, says Ukranian goat herd Grigoriy Nestor, is never having sex with women. Nestor is 116 years old, unmarried, and a longtime WFMU listener. "People that were not married like me live longer. People who get married just argue all the time, and that's not good for your health....People who know too much always come to a nasty end. Better to stay stupid and not wonder too much about anything."
Oh, Canada. A Canadian man celebrated Hitler's birthday by walking around naked with a swastika taped to his body. Canada celebrates Hitler's birthday? Can someone please go up there and check on them?
Vintage toys. Scientific research shows stone age sex toys predate monogamy. Personal research shows other things about sex toys that I will not get into here.
"Women are messengers from hell." Something I learned from a short history of sex in Japan.
Are you decent? Scottish strip-o-grams are in danger. Sweeping new adult entertainment laws are so broadly written that they may lump strip-o-grams in with strip clubs, which they are not like at all. Just because people take their clothes off for your entertainment in both doesn't mean...wait, why is anyone still sending strip-o-grams?
It's now even harder out here for a pimp. By here I mean Norway. Norway is fighting prostitution by cracking down on pimps and johns, not prostitutes, who are mostly young foreign women.
Japanese personal sex museums are so fucking awesome. (see diorama pic above) NSFW
Get dressed and send smut to me at amanda at wfmu dot org.