On June 17th, 1979, a Swedish woman was joined in matrimony by the Berlin Wall. She now goes by the name Wall Winther Berliner-Mauer and she is the author of a website that honors her beloved, now-deceased historic communist icon. (First posted to this blog by Brian Turner.)
Surely she jests? No, I don't think so. She explains the sincerity and depth of her feelings within her page on objectùm-sexuality.
There she writes, "Even as a child a child I was able to communicate with objects and relate to objects. I realize that this might sound strange to people in the western society, but I think one has to remember that in other cultures Animism is a part of their life."
She obliquely mentions having sex with her object of affection. I can only imagine what this might have entailed. (Most likely staged from the west end, don't you think?)
You'll see she also runs a musuem in Linden showcasing miniature models of the Berlin Wall. And Guillotines.
If your own loved ones are fortunate enough to not have been destroyed by an edict of Ronald Reagan's, please don't forget to send them an e-postcard.
(My favorite part: "These pages are handcoded.")
For more on objectùm-sexuality fetishes I highly recommend this web page dedicated to "car play" ("Tire burnouts, boots and shoes on the car pedals").
Who can I e-mail about some awesome new music?
Posted by: | September 28, 2007 at 02:38 PM
Tell me about it! I married the Sphinx.
Posted by: Jack | September 28, 2007 at 03:11 PM
She should date around. There a plenty of similar walls going up in a number of interesting places around the world. With Ronald Reagan dead she need not worry about them ever coming down.
Posted by: bartelby | September 28, 2007 at 03:14 PM
Oh man, I wonder if she's made a visit to the southern border of the United States yet? Haven't they put up a very well endowed barrier there? With mounted laser guns and what have you?
Posted by: Marcus | September 28, 2007 at 03:31 PM
What about the Israeli West Bank Wall? I hear that one's got some tittilating vehicle-barrier trenches. Grrrroooowwwwwllll.
Posted by: Brandon | September 28, 2007 at 05:29 PM
The last I heard I thought she had fallen in love with some bridge (no, seriously), I don't know if they were planning on marrying or not.
Posted by: michael farris | September 29, 2007 at 05:12 AM
jjajaja that is funny get married to the Berlin wall i want to see get intimated with the wall jjaja
im just playing
Posted by: marriage and sex | March 09, 2010 at 05:03 PM