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[tony c]

I'm Tommy Clifford. And I make food for Kashi.

[Kip W]

"It's always red by the time I fill a bag."

[blatherskite]

This is two months' work for an expert mohel such as me.

[Jeffersonic]

Effry Aprille ven Mama un Helga are building dam under bare-idtch, I am harvest da vicious testicles only vetting my herr.

[JMet]

Every time you touch yoruself, Paul throws tomato soup at baby seals. So please, think of the seals!- Green Peace.

[John from Oslo]

We've got a bag full of Rubus Chamaemorus, it is not dark because of the midnight sun and we're not wearing sunglasses - hit it!

[Jeffersonic]

Ha! Yeah, maybe this USED to be Lake Woebegon; this is all that's left of Garrison Keillor.

[John from Oslo]

oh, sorry - I thought it was a quiz, oh well, here's a caption...

During a recitation by the poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Orange Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning" four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off.

[Parq]

After I've released the basketball embryo into its natural environment, nature will take its course, and then we need never depend on foreign basketball producers again.

[bartleby]

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitchee Gumee

[james]

see that bag? that's your mum

[Alex]

"This is all that's left of the last guy who took my picture.""Haha, ok wierd guy I just met in the middle of the wilderness." *click* "Hey, put that knife down..."

[Alex]

"Yes I am worried about you but I'm also just really glad that's not dripping out of my ass right now."

[bartleby]

I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news first, we're out of beer and firewood, but the good news is my Malthusian Sea Monkey Lab worked just like they said in the ad.

[mr. smitty]

I said I was half in the bag, she said she had half a mind to leave, so we compromised...

[Steve]

“Well, the haggis went a bit south …”

[Big Ben]

"That's right, Jim, with my new do-it-yourself Castration Kit, you'll be hitting them high C notes in no time!"

[bartleby]

I put a hyrax in the blender and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

[ja]

orange you glad i didnt say banana?

[talcumx]

Off duty deputy sheriff Brian Doodah was fishing with his father Sunday when he noticed floating in the water what was later discovered to be crucial and missing evidence in several high-profile cases currently underway down up over yonder at the courthouse.

[Eddie]

I needed money so I decided to sell my blood and semen. I didn't know they had to be in separate containers.