Weird World, Part Three: 90 Day Jane Comments

Comments from an entry on 90 Day Jane (note 2: site no longer exists, ), a blog with the tagline "I'm Going to Kill Myself in 90 Days."

You should put out too, because its not going to matter if you get pregnant or get aids.

You will be dead before either really matter anyway.

I was wondering if i could get an interview with you for my college newspaper, it would definitely leave us both annonymous but i would be extremely interested in getting a one on one chat with you.

roses are red violets are blue I want fuck you with a rake

Instead of blowing your brains out with a shotgun, blow your brains out with a Super Soaker loaded with gasoline as you hold a match in your mouth.

I am a cannibal living in the Steglitz region of Berlin. I want to know if you would like to join me on your day of 'no more'.

POST NUMBER 32 WHOOO!

I don't think there's anything seriously wrong with Jane...Who knows - I'm not Frasier Crane.

Why are you wating so long? Just kill yourself now. BTW, halo 3 was eazy EVEN ON LEGENDARY!

Everytime a laundry detergent or toiletpaper commercial comes on TV, I'm moved to transports of rage. Who are THEY to tell US what to do?

I think you should do it by cutting off your ugly head with a chainsaw.

I hope you get hit by a bus tomorrow, you attention seeking whore :)

Superglue your hands to your head (You'll understand later)

I live in Germany (as mentioned) and according to OUR law it is not a crime, nor an offence to give verbal help to someone who want to commmit a suicide if you don't assist the process...However, I need to go for 60 mins but I will be back.

Did you hear about the guy who died on youtube? Everybody's sad about that.

Comments

[Jonathan Steinke]

Wait--she's TIMING her suicide? Okaaaaaaay.

[Elvis]

It is transparent soap-opera nonsense and I would stake 90-1 odds it is written by a professional writer or MFA.

[Andrew]

This sounds remarkably similar to a "Blue Jam" sketch and subsequent series of fake columns that Chris Morris was involved in during the Mid-90's about a columnist documenting the path towards his own suicide...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Class_Male/Time_To_Go

[j-friend]

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ATTENTION,

Jane's blog HAS BEEN MOVED TO

http://90dayjane.notlong.com

Please inform whoever you can

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[Andy]

The link hasn't changed - the link posted goes to a clone of the original site which will download malware to your PC if you try to watch the videos!

[Anon]

What a shame, let's get her back on the bandwagon:

http://kill90dayjane.blogspot.com/

[Janey Yonkers]

She's admitted it was an "art project," as if you couldn't tell.
-Janey (no relation)