Keep America Beautiful, Get A Haircut! Part Two

Just in case you dozed off and you missed it, Rex and Debbie recently threw down the gauntlet and posted a series of scathing country 45's that were notable for their extremely rancorous rantings about hippies.  OK, they did not actually throw down a gauntlet, but I figured as long as they were spreading good old-fashioned hippie hatred, it would be ungracious of me if I neglected to help out the cause.

In any case, the post was an eye-opening reminder not only of how fast things were changing in American society in the late 1960's, but also of the fact that it's difficult, if not impossible, to imagine two groups more radically opposed to each other than socially conservative small town southerners and the dope smoking flower children of the Now Generation.

It's probably worth noting that quite a few country artists cut hippie-themed 45's that took an approach that was more bemused than confrontational.  Maybe I'll do a follow-up post with some of those.  Today's effort, though, is all about condescension and contempt.

Guy Drake - The Marching Hippies (2:15)

Guy Drake was not one to mince words.  Check it out as he goes straight for the jugular:

"Now I asked this one big hippie what that sign was on his back
He said "Peace" but the darn thing looked to me like just like some American chicken track."

Drake is probably best known for recording Welfare Cadillac, a #6 hit in 1970.  He can be seen here, via youtube, doing Welfare Cadillac live on the Porter Wagoner Show.

Smokey Harless -  A Place For Them Called Hell (2:29)  (here's the label shot)

Smokey sings about returning to the states after an Army hitch overseas and finding himself more than a little disenchanted with what he finds back home.  Sample lyric:

"They can carry their signs go marching in the streets, all that's good and well -  But to my way of thinking if they don't like our country, there's a place for them called hell."

Smokey's actually a pretty nice guy, though.  Despite all the hostility in the air he generously offers the hippies and yippies free baths and haircuts.

More hippie-hatin' fun after the jump:

Chesley Carroll - Hippie From Mississippi (2:36)

Rusty Adams - Hippie From Mississippi (2:46)

Chesley Carroll's version is the original and was mentioned here a few months back in an exploration of country records using fuzztone guitar, which can be heard blaring as the record comes to a close. 

Rusty Adams' version, released on the Plantation label, maintains a bit more of the melody from Merle Haggard's Okie From Muskogee, which was obviously the inspiration for Hippie From Mississippi.  .

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Don Bowman - The San Francisco Scene (2:20)

Bowman was a parodist / satirist who first hit the charts in 1964 with Chit Atkins Made Me A Star.  He appeared in the movies Las Vegas Hillbillys (1966) and Hillbillys In A Haunted House (1967) and was the original host of the syndicated American Country Countdown radio program.  He currently resides in Tarzana, California and has just released a new album, according to his Myspace page, which is exceedingly difficult to read due to font colors and background graphics.  Seriously, if you spend more than a minute or two there you may well go blind.

Don Jarrells - (He Pretends He's) Red, White, And True (2:35)

Somehow I felt compelled to include this Don Jarrells record because, believe it or not, I bought it back in 1997 or 1998 on my one and only visit to the fabled WFMU Record Fair. 

Don's son is a militant protester with a job on campus where his work duties apparently do not interfere with his hobby of "tearing down the USA."

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Joe Richie - How Do You Get Rid Of A Hippie (In A Country Western Bar) (3:06)

This one was a late arrival on the hippie hater scene, having been released in 1981.  Joe Richie recorded this song in San Jose, California and it's not too much of a stretch to imagine that his close proximity to hippie haven San Francisco finally pushed him over the edge. Richie gets bonus points for mentioning Ernest Tubb as part of his hippie removal plan, though his Tinkerbell references make him unlikely to win any awards for sensitivity.

It's worth noting that the production team for this tune included Gradie O'Neal, famed for his 1958 recording The Turkeyneck Stretch, released on San Jose's Bella record label.  Gradie's still in San Jose and since 1967, he and his wife Jeannine have run Tiki Studios.

Comments

[Debbie D]

Thanks for helping spread the word about the hippie menance, Greg!

[BARNEY]

RED MEAT FOR THE REDNECKS!
YAH I'M IGNORANT AND PROUD OF IT!
NOW I GOTTA JUMP ON MY MOMMA(POPPA WENT OUT)

[Jeffersonicus Diatomaceous Skate-Key]

"Get off me Daddy, yer crushin' my cigarettes..."

[Alix B]

Great Post! Have you heard "Ace in the Hole" by Hank Thompson? In the song he maintains that hippies are paid to carry protest signs. That's their 'ace in the hole'. Then goes on to detail other ways hippies are able to attain money (hint: none involve working).

[Greg. Muskogee High Scool Class of 1972]

Ah, those were the days.
I remember as a 16 year old kid, fall of 1970, with ink not yet dry on my drivers licence, visiting my sister in Houston and blowing through a red light onto the 610 loop in her borrowed Buick. Of course right in front of a baby blue Houston Police Dodge.

Two huge cops, one scared kid. Handed them my Oklahoma license. Laughter. It this real? Muskogee, Oklahoma? One very shaky "Yes. Sir" More laughter.

No ticket...

[j]

hippies, look at 'em, they're all on Pot

[The Humanvise]

I love the smell of hippies in the morning

[jeff]

looking forward to another chicago '68. the REAL summer of love...

[dwpbike]

how do you tell the difference between a country boy and a hippie now?

the country boy has shoulder length hair and the hippie has no hair.

[David Conger]

My mom and dad were real good friends with Don and Jenny Lee Jarrells. They sang incredible versions of "For The Good Times", "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man", I'm Goin To Jackson", "Rocky Top", Gwen, Congratulations" and my favorite recording, "Everything But Mine". I, at one point, was actually considering singing a song that he did that was written by Chuck Rogers but haven't been able to find a contact to do so. Please respond if you have any info or if you would like to see a picture of them. I have a few.

[G-MINUS-MARK]

Hey folks if you want to hear more of think kind of thing check out my TRAILER PARK shows via my podcast http://hasilatemyjerky.mypodcast.com/index.html

Hope Greg doesn't mind my plugging this
GMM

[jenny hoffman]

Don Jarrells lives in Costa Rica with new wife

Jenny lives in miami, new husband new life.

wondering about carol and clinton ?

[Dave Conger]

Jenny, I am Carol and Clinton's son. My email is neptunesbight@yahoo.com My mom was very excited when I called her and told her that you had replied. Please email me and I will give you her email address. We currently live in Georgia. I was only 6-7 at the time, but I remember those days quite well. I also have a myspace and facebook page. Great to hear from you!

Sincerely,
Dave Conger

[Don Jarrells]

This is Don Jarrells I,M living in Costa Rica and I have the only C/W band
in the country
I remember David but he was just child, I have often wonderd what happend
Carol and Clinton. They were two of my best friends.
The song Everything but mine belongs to Beaver Woods Music in Hendersonville
Tenn.

[Carol Conger]

I would love to hear from you Jenny! And Don, too. I think David got Don's e-mail address, but don't know how to get in touch with Jenny. We have about 30 years to catch up on!
I have wonderful memories of 'those' times!

Love Ya!

Carol

e-mail: ccryderz43@aol.com