Beamz

U jam out on the beamz ;)

Play with your cat and stoned aunt ;) a little symphony.....a zymphony

Thanks Jake.

Comments

"be a hero"

apparently guitar hero as so raped our concept of the rock star that we now reference it instead of actual rock stars.

[illlich]

God, I want to punch the people in that video so badly. Especially that bald guy near the end making the smooth-jazz-new age diarrhea.

I wonder if it will let me put a Charles Gayle squealing sax solo in the middle of a smooth jazz track.

advertisement tag line: "Make crappy music of all styles!"

On the other hand I'd love to see an info-mercial with Ron Popeil hawking this thing.

[Jonny]

Quiet reverie? Fuck YEAH!!!

[zom]

i don't buy it. looks like you are queing up parts of a preprogrammed song, doubt they are in control of the notes. think of an old casio keyboards preset demo song- how you could change the instrument mid song, or sometimes change the pitch, etc.

and those sounds are pure 1987!

if i saw a bald guy rocking this in the club, i'd throw a full glass into this thing.

[Tessa]

The bald guy performing "quiet reverie" looks like he's doggy paddling.

Also I think "MORE COWBELL!" is going to be my new battle cry.

[Craig]

$600? What sort of audience are they catering to?

[Trent]

I had one overnighted....not only are they real songs but it comes with a sweet Roland keyboard amp with COSM modeling and a tuning fork. Cats are in better shape already. It's all live, takes a while to learn but really rewarding when you're jamming quietly

[illlich]

I can't believe I wasted all those years learning to play guitar. What a fool I've been.

[Leech]

Highlights:

1) EVERY musical sound. That's right. EVERY EVER.

2) Asian female as lowest common denominator.

3) Bored teen son.

[Theo Manter]

two words: GAY.

[Megan]

UPDATE: The beamz is now $499.95 and can be purchased through the company’s site: http://www.thebeamz.com. You can download and purchase additional songs there as well.