U jam out on the beamz ;)
Play with your cat and stoned aunt ;) a little symphony.....a zymphony
Thanks Jake.
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"be a hero"
apparently guitar hero as so raped our concept of the rock star that we now reference it instead of actual rock stars.
Posted by: | April 07, 2008 at 02:19 PM
God, I want to punch the people in that video so badly. Especially that bald guy near the end making the smooth-jazz-new age diarrhea.
I wonder if it will let me put a Charles Gayle squealing sax solo in the middle of a smooth jazz track.
advertisement tag line: "Make crappy music of all styles!"
On the other hand I'd love to see an info-mercial with Ron Popeil hawking this thing.
Posted by: illlich | April 07, 2008 at 02:37 PM
Quiet reverie? Fuck YEAH!!!
Posted by: Jonny | April 07, 2008 at 04:03 PM
i don't buy it. looks like you are queing up parts of a preprogrammed song, doubt they are in control of the notes. think of an old casio keyboards preset demo song- how you could change the instrument mid song, or sometimes change the pitch, etc.
and those sounds are pure 1987!
if i saw a bald guy rocking this in the club, i'd throw a full glass into this thing.
Posted by: zom | April 07, 2008 at 06:26 PM
The bald guy performing "quiet reverie" looks like he's doggy paddling.
Also I think "MORE COWBELL!" is going to be my new battle cry.
Posted by: Tessa | April 07, 2008 at 06:39 PM
$600? What sort of audience are they catering to?
Posted by: Craig | April 07, 2008 at 08:32 PM
I had one overnighted....not only are they real songs but it comes with a sweet Roland keyboard amp with COSM modeling and a tuning fork. Cats are in better shape already. It's all live, takes a while to learn but really rewarding when you're jamming quietly
Posted by: Trent | April 08, 2008 at 01:09 AM
I can't believe I wasted all those years learning to play guitar. What a fool I've been.
Posted by: illlich | April 08, 2008 at 02:20 PM
Highlights:
1) EVERY musical sound. That's right. EVERY EVER.
2) Asian female as lowest common denominator.
3) Bored teen son.
Posted by: Leech | April 08, 2008 at 08:57 PM
two words: GAY.
Posted by: Theo Manter | April 20, 2008 at 01:17 PM
UPDATE: The beamz is now $499.95 and can be purchased through the company’s site: http://www.thebeamz.com. You can download and purchase additional songs there as well.
Posted by: Megan | June 04, 2008 at 01:55 PM
I wish to signal my complete review of "Beamz". The product was tested personally by me, with a rich picture support.
The direct link for english version is:
http://www.marcodesalvo.it/beamz.html?lang=en
Posted by: Marco | October 09, 2009 at 05:16 AM